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1:28:19 PM

(vivafluff) xen, what's your connection speed?
(Big_Daddy) as fast as the other vikings can row
12:29:38 PM

(Xenoph) Not all of us are sexually starved
(Phyneas) speak for yourself, xeno
12:06:13 PM

(vivafluff) A Malaysian man shot and killed his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house, the New Straits Times said on Wednesday.
(ALbino) not the first time that's happened i'm sure :)
(vivafluff) The couple lived in central Malaysia and had raised 13 children.
(ALbino) you'd think after the first 5 or so he could tell his wife from a monkey :)
(Mad4Eliza) you hear about the spanish dude who sued his wife for not giving him sex 5 days a week?
(vivafluff) no, but that's how it bloody well should be dammit :D
(ALbino) i hope he won :)
(mousalope) i agree a woman should provide her man with sex at least five times a week. it's not that much bother to give him some dirty book
(Mad4Eliza) he did win actually
(ALbino) can a court order a woman to put out? talk about setting a precedent :)
(Ashlar) or force her to provide "court approved" sub-contracting?
(mousalope) i can think of a couple of judges who wish they could order that
(ALbino) do you think they sent a court appointed representative to make sure the order is carried out? :)
(mousalope) sometimes the courts just have to settle for banging their gavel
8:09:28 PM